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Public Service Announcement: The Swine Flu…

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…is a big nasty scary horrible Tamiflu-selling DISTRACTION.

Look, swine flu probably isn’t gonna kill you, even if you get it.

Now, the vaccine that someone suspiciously had waiting (but claimed to have magically developed within a week) … that might kill you.

Neglecting to pay proper attention to all the OTHER news that’s going on right now, such as the worldwide collapse of economies and governments, could also be detrimental. (Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll find out later all about wherever this “swine flu” really came from).

Regardless of whether the strain is natural or lab-manufactured (and we’re not ready to draw conclusions on that yet…), it would appear that the primary effects of the pandemic, or rather, the hype surrounding it, are psychological and economic.

It could be significant that it should first appear in Mexico, whose economy is already on the brink of collapse, and which is already reporting devastating economic effects (which WILL have repercussions for the USA.)

Not to mention the economic slowdown that the USA will be feeling over the coming days and weeks, depending on how far the flu spreads, and how bad the media frenzy gets. Yes, that economic slowdown will be in addition to the economic crater that we were already  plummeting into.

So, in conclusion, what is the desired effect here?

KICK THE ECONOMY WHEN IT’S DOWN.

(or at the very least, further complicate an already multi-faceted storm of national crises).

Secondly, as world-renowned Keebler Elf expert Alex Jones’ astutely observes, it will acclimate Americans to the idea of government “helping you.”

And finally, perhaps most importantly, it looks like some sort of a dry run. “Hey, just how gullible are these slaves of ours?” Maybe it was just a gentleman’s wager between two Trilateralists regarding who could more effectively engineer a global panic.

Let’s face it. This virus doesn’t have the kill rate the globalists are looking for in a virus (or in a woman… that’s right, I’m lookin’ at you, Hillary…).

That is all. Keep your feet dry.

-Neithercorp staff